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-ow it works? I can't really tell if it's on. Hey Roy, what do you think?
[There's some rustling, followed by a tapping sound as what seems to be a Cyndaquil tapping against the screen of the Pokegear.]
Cynda?
I think it's working. Alright! Now that we've got this Pokegear running we've got to record our lines now for the voicemail! It's got to be something really, really adorable so that everyone who calls us will be able to remember how cute you two boys are. Look I've already got a script-
Quil Cyndaquil!
Hmm? Aw, there's no need to be mad. I don't know why you get so riled up, you ARE a cute little fire-breathing porcupin-OWCH HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
[The Gear falls down from Hughes's hand and clutters onto the ground, landing on the "OFF" button and effectively ending that 'recording' session.]
[There's some rustling, followed by a tapping sound as what seems to be a Cyndaquil tapping against the screen of the Pokegear.]
Cynda?
I think it's working. Alright! Now that we've got this Pokegear running we've got to record our lines now for the voicemail! It's got to be something really, really adorable so that everyone who calls us will be able to remember how cute you two boys are. Look I've already got a script-
Quil Cyndaquil!
Hmm? Aw, there's no need to be mad. I don't know why you get so riled up, you ARE a cute little fire-breathing porcupin-OWCH HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
[The Gear falls down from Hughes's hand and clutters onto the ground, landing on the "OFF" button and effectively ending that 'recording' session.]
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Date: 2014-06-23 01:25 am (UTC)I didn't know it was possible to rile one of those little guys up.
Voice
Date: 2014-06-23 04:43 am (UTC)[That catches him by surprise. Hughes walks over and picks up the Gear.]
You can hear me over this?
Voice
Date: 2014-06-23 04:51 am (UTC)You must have clicked it on by accident. You can also use one of the options and make yourself appear on it, too, and other people can as well. It's like a [what was that word again] movie.
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Date: 2014-06-23 04:57 am (UTC)Anyway my name is Maes Hughes! It's nice to meet you. What's your name?
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Date: 2014-06-23 05:14 am (UTC)Unfortunately, Greed is absolutely clueless.]
A pleasure.
The name's Greed.
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Date: 2014-06-23 03:32 pm (UTC)Greed...? Why would you call yourself that? Is it a nickname?
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Date: 2014-06-23 04:27 pm (UTC)[And... not set him on fire.]
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Date: 2014-06-23 05:53 pm (UTC)Hands still shaking, she decides to go with audio first. Hard swallow. Okay, she can do this. Somehow. Just one of the most amazing persons she's ever known there, alive and sounds like he doesn't remember being here before, but that's okay!!
Wait, you two boys? ... ...Does that mean he caught another pokemon by now, or does it mean that he's a rocket again? Well, only one way to find out.
Right. Need to think of something to say once she actually stops crying. Thanks for that, not like tears of joy are a bad thing but... Ummmm.]
It... actually connects you to a place called network or something, where everyone can hear what you say. There's a voicemail too though, but -- [Winry really doesn't know what to say here, so let's start with some technical basics.]
Your Cyndaquil sounds adorable... though it might take a little time for him to get used to being called adorable or cute.
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Date: 2014-06-23 06:32 pm (UTC)[Yep. Just like that.]
[voice]
Date: 2014-06-23 09:33 pm (UTC)I don't think your fire porcupine agrees with you there, pal.
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Date: 2014-06-24 12:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-06-24 02:20 am (UTC)Oh, believe me, it's fine. But if you want to give me a nickname, I'm not going to complain.
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Date: 2014-06-24 02:27 am (UTC)[voice]
Date: 2014-06-24 04:28 am (UTC)[...well there's one way to find out.]
Sounds like he disagrees with you.
Assuming that's Voice?
Date: 2014-06-24 04:34 am (UTC)Eh, probably not.]
Nah, little Roy likes me just fine.
[Hughes checks over his shoulder to ensure his Cyndaquil is still sulking in the corner before he whispers conspiratorially into the Gear.]
He just really hates being called cute. I can't figure him out; it's good to be so adorable, that way all the girls will fall for his charm!
[He chuckles at the thought of Roy being swamped my female Pokemon, but jokes aside he resumes his normal tone.]
Anyway I didn't intend to actually make that voice call to everyone, but since we're talking already...my name is Maes Hughes. It's nice to meet you!
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Date: 2014-06-24 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-06-24 04:43 am (UTC)So Greed, tell me a little about yourself! Where are you from? Are you married? What kind of Pokemon do you have?
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Date: 2014-06-24 04:45 am (UTC)Thanks for asking though. My name is Maes Hughes and I'm one of those new people that pop up every now and then.
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Date: 2014-06-24 04:50 am (UTC)Too bad that being half dead at the time meant that things were a little fuzzy. Hughes gives himself another five seconds before he gives up; maybe he should just ask this guy instead.]
For now. I'm sure he'll come around to embracing his cuteness, especially when it nets him all the ladies! He's actually really, really adorable. I don't have a picture with me but he's got a long snout and a round body, and his head is almost like a perfect circle. And when he gets mad his face actually turns a little red so he ends up looking like an adorable tomato!
[...Hughes, are you saying that you're teasing your Pokemon so that he looks cuter?]
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Date: 2014-06-24 05:00 am (UTC)Never been married. I'm not exactly marriage material.
[Let's move on very quickly from this topic.]
I have a handful of Pokemon. I've been here a few months-- it starts to add up after a while. A Meowth, Geodude, Ponyta, Hoothoot, Totodile, Venepede, and recently a Porygon. I can tell you about any of them, if you're curious.
To answer your first question, I'm from a country called Amestris.
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Date: 2014-06-24 05:00 am (UTC)[But Hughes is just as talkative as Envy remembers him being. Wow.]
So you're making him angry on purpose, then? I guess you don't like having fingerprints.
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Date: 2014-06-24 05:00 am (UTC)...
WHAT.]
Major Hughes!
[W H O O P S
sorry, man, it just slipped out.]
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Date: 2014-06-24 05:16 am (UTC)I'm actually Lieutenant Colonel Hughes.
[HUGHES.]
[voice]
Date: 2014-06-24 05:17 am (UTC)Having some trouble with your Cyndaquil? They can be rather fiery creatures.
[HAAAA HAHAHA oh god, he's so funny....]
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Date: 2014-06-24 05:24 am (UTC)........DON'T FUCK THIS UP, SANDIEGO.]
I see. I'm very sorry, then; I'm not much of a military person myself, so I sometimes have trouble keeping them all straight.
[Or at least she does when her thought process automatically goes "Hughes → Nietzsche → State Alchemist → Major", anyway.]
I promise I'll do better in the future, Colonel Hughes.