Maes Hughes (
notcominghome) wrote2014-06-23 08:12 am
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-ow it works? I can't really tell if it's on. Hey Roy, what do you think?
[There's some rustling, followed by a tapping sound as what seems to be a Cyndaquil tapping against the screen of the Pokegear.]
Cynda?
I think it's working. Alright! Now that we've got this Pokegear running we've got to record our lines now for the voicemail! It's got to be something really, really adorable so that everyone who calls us will be able to remember how cute you two boys are. Look I've already got a script-
Quil Cyndaquil!
Hmm? Aw, there's no need to be mad. I don't know why you get so riled up, you ARE a cute little fire-breathing porcupin-OWCH HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
[The Gear falls down from Hughes's hand and clutters onto the ground, landing on the "OFF" button and effectively ending that 'recording' session.]
[There's some rustling, followed by a tapping sound as what seems to be a Cyndaquil tapping against the screen of the Pokegear.]
Cynda?
I think it's working. Alright! Now that we've got this Pokegear running we've got to record our lines now for the voicemail! It's got to be something really, really adorable so that everyone who calls us will be able to remember how cute you two boys are. Look I've already got a script-
Quil Cyndaquil!
Hmm? Aw, there's no need to be mad. I don't know why you get so riled up, you ARE a cute little fire-breathing porcupin-OWCH HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
[The Gear falls down from Hughes's hand and clutters onto the ground, landing on the "OFF" button and effectively ending that 'recording' session.]
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[Oh God what have you done Walter??]
This Pokegear is amazing! Look, I've taken a few more pictures!
[That Spam filter of Walter's better be in working order because that's certainly a lot of photo attachments going his way. Every two seconds there's a buzz from his Pokegear; it's almost as if Hughes is rapidly mashing the capture button.]
He's the most adorable little fire porcupine!! And he's so obedient too, when I took him out for a walk just now he didn't run around and knock things over! He just walked by my side the whole time, almost like a mini soldier. Actually, wait one second!
Hey Roy! Can you do something for me please?
Cyn?
OK, put your hand up like this. Yes, yes like that! OK, hold it, hold it-!!!
[Have a picture of a bewildered Cyndaquil standing upright on its two feet while doing a mini-salute.]
Ah ha, he's seriously such a handsome guy! One day he'll have all the female Cyndaquils after him!!
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[...OH HOLY SHIT, MISTAKES WERE MADE
Walter doesn't have a spam filter, but he does have an easily overwhelmed baby Porygon who doesn't appreciate all of this noise. Unbeknownst to Walter, it starts pinging them back after about seven of the things, with a note: INPUT ERROR MEMORY EXCEEDED STOP STOP STOP
He continues on with voice as usual.]
Well, he, er...yeah - is that what it's called? I've never seen that kind before, did you say it's a Fire-type? [HE CAN SAVE THIS FROM DEVOLVING INTO SQUEALING...can't he...]