[HE CAN'T HELP IT. DOUCHE IS THE WILD ENVY'S NATURAL STATE OF BEING.]

[Although now Envy's thinking that maybe he got lucky and this Hughes hasn't gotten around to the getting murdered part yet. Maybe he got really lucky and Hughes hasn't even worked out any secret homunculus plans at all.]

Well, lucky for you time doesn't seem to pass back home as long as we're here. I've heard stories from people who left and came back about that.

Hey, speaking of time. What year is it for you, back in Amestris?